Funny SMS नेपाली एस. एम. एस

1. If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

2. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

3. God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

4. Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

5. What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

6. This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat

7. You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

8. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

9. A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

10. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

11. Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

11. If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

12. If someone says u r stupid,just smile. If someone says u r pathetic just relax. If someone says u r ullu just be cool. If someone says you are beautiful............to usko ek jhapad lagana "Majak ki bhi hadh hoti hai"

13. I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

14. Bhagawan Sri Ramchandra aur Sugrib ko Lanka pe attack karne ke liye 500 monkeys chahiye....499 ko already pahucha diya hai....sms pate hi nikalna

15. Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

16. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !

17. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

18. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

19. Jis tarhaa lohay ko loha kat taa hay......Zehar ko zehar kat taa hay..... Heeray ko heera kat taa hay..........Isee tarhaaa aik din tumhayn kutta katay ga

20. Jo assani se mile wo hai ghum,Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa, Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar, Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai Apun ka SMS!!!

21. This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?----Animal Planet!

22. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

23. You’re Attractive Gorgeous Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

24. Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

25. Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma. I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock. I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again.. This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly. SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. A baby dog asking 2 mother dog, who is my father? plz say mum? Mother dog says, wait baby, don't disturb your father, he is reading this SMS... Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U! Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster? Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to get a ticket... You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. A baby dog asking 2 mother dog, who is my father? plz say mum? Mother dog says, wait baby, don't disturb your father, he is reading this SMS... Promise me we r true friends. I'm lamp, u r light. I'm coke, u r sprite. I'm rain, u r badal. I'm normal, u r pagal. Chand fekrela light, boleto hogaya hay night. Band karneka tubelight aur soneka tight, boleto goodnight. A study has proved that all Gays, Lesbians n Homosexuals use their THUMB while reading SMS... Now its 2 late don't try 2 change ur finger. Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man. Apki chal mor jaisi, awaaz koyal jaisi, dimag lomdi jaisi, gussa sher jaisi, kitna acha hota agar do teen khasiyat insano k bhi hoti TUSSI bade gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS karne me bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho TUSSI mere favr8 ho. Clouds r white but d sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in zoo, don't be angry u'll find me there too, not in d cage but laughing at u. Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, pyar nahi to sikayat he kiya karo, itne bhi gair na samjho ke baat he na kiya karo, call nahito miss call he diya karo Shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai... Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata. Believe in God Pray 2 God Always n everytime Pray Pray Pray I said pray! NOT press press! Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa he karega... How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him! Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H